A Bootylicious Review of Some Booty Parlor Products

AGWDM booty parlor featuredAs much as we focus on sex toys and lubes as ways to make sex more fun, I think people tend to forget about the one constant that’s always there: skin.

Pampering your and each other’s bodies are sensual acts in and of themselves, and who doesn’t like having their skin kissed, caressed, rubbing up against their partner’s body, or even groped and clawed?

So when the lovely ladies at Booty Parlor offered to send me a care package of products to use and review, how could I not say, “Yes, yes, YES!!!”

AGWDM booty parlor pink caviar scrubI started by getting clean in the shower with the Flirty Little Secrets Raspberry Lemon Sorbet Pink Caviar Scrub with Pheromones. I love body scrubs, especially in the winter when my skin gets extremely dry and flaky – not exactly the sexiest skin to touch. But the Pink Caviar Scrub is a game changers. I shall not want any other body scrub. The sugar caviar beads in this beautifully scented whipped soufflé exfoliate the skin while coconut and jojoba oil make and keep it soft throughout the day – even without having to apply moisturizer after the shower. It also contains grapeseed and soy that gave my skin a beautiful radiance that I never get from the moisturizers I use. I like that it doesn’t contain lanolin, which only leaves a greasy layer on top of the skin that rubs off on fabric or anything skin comes in contact with over the day.

AGWDM products I endorseI really can’t say whether pheromones work as an olfactory attractant, but the sweet, luscious raspberry scent stayed on me for hours – not in an in-your-face kind of way, but enough to make anyone close by wonder, “Mmm, she smells good. What is she wearing? Let me get a little bit closer … closer…”

I really love the Pink Caviar Scrub, as in really love, love, love. This is definitely one of my Products I Endorse.

AGWDM booty parlor skin honeyI thought I was going to love Booty Parlor’s Skin Honey Kissable Body Topping because it’s supposed to be a water-based 3-in-1 kissable body topping and massage and personal lubricant. It works okay as a body topping. I got the Pomegranate Honey. (It’s also available in Chocolate Honey and Strawberry Honey.) It delivered on flavor, and I’m a big fan of honey on fruits as a dessert as opposed to cakes and pies. I’d even use it as an oral sex lubricant, but…

Here are my really big buts about the Skin Honey Kissable Body Topping. It works into the skin way too quickly to be an efficient lube or massage potion. It also left my skin feeling soft but slightly tacky and sticky. Even though it’s packed with good-for-your-skin ingredients like honey extract to keep skin soft, goji berry as an antioxidant, and ginseng to stimulate sexual desire, the Skin Honey Kissable Body Topping just didn’t fully cut it as a delivery system on all counts. I have other kissable/lickable potions, lubes and massage products that do a much better job. And at $22 for a 1.7 ounce tube, it’s a bit pricey, even if it was a genuinely fantastic product.

AGWDM booty parlor meltBooty Parlor also sent me a jar of its Melt Chocolate Body Fondue, and boy, is it yummy in so many ways.

The best way to use this is to spoon a couple of tablespoons (a little goes a long way) in a microwave-safe bowl to warm it up to get it to a warm and usable consistency. Use the accompanying brush (I didn’t get one, but I found one) to paint and lick and kiss off all over your lover’s body. You might even want to heat up a separate bowl of it for dipping pieces of fruit, cookies and marshmallows for a decadent dessert in bed – it’s that yummy, especially if you’re into sweet dark chocolate. Yes, you’re going to get messy. You’ll want to use old sheets and pillow cases that you can throw in the washing machine with a scoop of Oxi-Clean after you’re done. You’ll also want to take a long steamy shower with your lover afterwards, too. It’s a great excuse to use the Flirty Little Secrets Raspberry Lemon Sorbet Pink Caviar Scrub with Pheromones all over again, giving a sexy new meaning to lather, rinse and repeat.

AGWDM products I endorseI’m making Booty Parlor’s Melt Chocolate Body Fondue one of my Products I Endorse. I’m sure you will, too.

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Bobbie Morgan is the beditor-in-chief of A Good Woman's Dirty Mind. When she's not blogging or having the best sex ever, she's putting out writing and social media services for adult businesses. Use the contact link to reach her by email.

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