Don’t buy the California Exotics Waterproof Pocket Exotics Bullet. At all. Don’t even think about it. It’s an anemic piece of crap.
But to justify getting a free product in exchange for my unbiased review, here are my concerns:
1. According to the product information video, the bullet has a “rubberized outer coating over hard plastic.” WTF does “rubberized” mean? I stuck this thing inside me only once to give it a full and fair review, but I’m not crazy about inserting mystery materials into my body, and I certainly don’t suggest that anyone else do the same.
2. Noticeable seam goes all the way mid-way around the center of the bullet. Seamless is a “must” for any sex toy I would use or recommend. I have no idea of that seam has a tight seal and I don’t want to take the risk of causing abrasions in the inside of my vagina. I tried it anyway and felt the seam.
3. Anemic motor. This bullet has four speeds that runs on two AA batteries. The lowest speed is barely noticeable. The highest speed is just enough to get the party started. I hate to compare products, but after reviewing Golden Triangle’s Mmmm-mmm G and Pop silicone mini-vibes that run on only one AA battery, this motor doesn’t even come close in power. The buttons on the remote control are easy enough to adjust the motor speed up and down.
I generally have nothing categorically against inexpensive sex toys. Not everyone has the cash to spend on better quality and luxury sex toys. I’ve used and reviewed a few that operate very well to superbly. This isn’t one of them.
Disclosure of Material Connection: I received the above product mentioned free from the manufacturer. My review of the product is based on my personal opinion. I recommend and endorse products based on what I believe is best for my readers. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission’s guidelines CFR, Part 225.