California Exotics Waterproof Pocket Exotics Bullet: An Anemic Piece of Crap

AGWDM pocket exoticI’m going to make this short because I don’t want to waste my time writing a bad sex toy review and you don’t need to waste your time reading a review of a supremely inferior sex toy.

Don’t buy the California Exotics Waterproof Pocket Exotics Bullet. At all. Don’t even think about it. It’s an anemic piece of crap.

But to justify getting a free product in exchange for my unbiased review, here are my concerns:

1. According to the product information video, the bullet has a “rubberized outer coating over hard plastic.” WTF does “rubberized” mean? I stuck this thing inside me only once to give it a full and fair review, but I’m not crazy about inserting mystery materials into my body, and I certainly don’t suggest that anyone else do the same.

2. Noticeable seam goes all the way mid-way around the center of the bullet. Seamless is a “must” for any sex toy I would use or recommend. I have no idea of that seam has a tight seal and I don’t want to take the risk of causing abrasions in the inside of my vagina. I tried it anyway and felt the seam.

3. Anemic motor. This bullet has four speeds that runs on two AA batteries. The lowest speed is barely noticeable. The highest speed is just enough to get the party started. I hate to compare products, but after reviewing Golden Triangle’s Mmmm-mmm G and Pop silicone mini-vibes that run on only one AA battery, this motor doesn’t even come close in power. The buttons on the remote control are easy enough to adjust the motor speed up and down.

I generally have nothing categorically against inexpensive sex toys. Not everyone has the cash to spend on better quality and luxury sex toys. I’ve used and reviewed a few that operate very well to superbly. This isn’t one of them.

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2 Comments on California Exotics Waterproof Pocket Exotics Bullet: An Anemic Piece of Crap

  1. I’m convinced that anything California Exotics sells is lacking. We have a bullet here, to replace another that wore out. This one from California Exoctics is slightly more powerful but by the second or third use, it was already not working. I had to bend the tab to get the battery to make better contact, and then it sometimes starts working after a few jabs at the power switch on the end. The last bullet lasted maybe three or four years.

    Even just reading reviews at some of the bigger adult toy sites reveals how well these lower-priced toys hold up. Many don’t. Others just don’t provide enough buzz. It seems better to not buy them at all, and just save up for something better. Maybe that is why the Magic Wand is so attractive–powerful, versatile, and it’s always ready to go at the flick of the switch.

  2. Bobbie Morgan // December 16, 2014 at 9:23 pm // Reply

    If you get a sex toy that lasts three or four years, that’s pretty good. Motors are generally pretty cheap to make, and the cheaper they are, the more likely one of the gears or parts will break or the connections go bad.

    There are some inexpensive sex toys that work really well like Golden Triangles Mmmm-mmm G and Pop vibes (great mini vibes that pack a relatively good amount of power for a vibe that runs on a single AA battery) and the Shibari Halo (probably my favorite sex toy I’ve reviewed this year — on par with, if not better than the Magic Wand Original). But to compare all vibrators to a Magic Wand Original is a bit unfair. Yes, it has almost no equal when it comes to power, but different vibrators serve different purposes and serve people with different preferences.

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