Even though I would cringe if some guy used a pickup line on me, when I see them in a meme, I usually can’t stop laughing my ass off. When I couldn’t sleep one...
Category - Adult Humor
I am inappropriately amused by Walmart, at least according to a friend of mine who calls me “a polite, depraved dame.” “Those pictures are funny as hell, but I...
Fernando Sosa is a Mexican immigrant. Like many Mexican immigrants, he’s neither a murderer nor a rapist. He has a college degree in 3-D animation and runs a 3...
People often call me sweet and classy, but I do have a penchant for immature humor. I’m sure it’s some kind of inherited trait. Even my lovely but prudish “Oh...
Really, Swingers.org. Was this article on your site an April Fool’s Day joke? How to Spot Potential Swingers Aside from this article reading like it was...
Religious right-wing television propagandist Pat Robertson stunned 700 Club viewers this morning by announcing that he is gay. “I woke up in the middle of the...
Let’s be honest. Does anyone really like the taste of male cum? It seems as if at least one guy does and loves it so much that he’s published two collections...
Now That’s What You Call a Wet Pussy Gives “On the Rag” a Whole New Meaning Hello Shitty! Put a (Cock) Ring on It Unicorn Juicy! Door Stopper They Won’t Extend...
I will forever associate Hello Kitty with little girls. My “little” sister’s loved it when she was 6 years old — back in 1975. She eventually grew up and out...
I had my sexual awakening when I was 31. It started with dreams of being awakened by a gorgeous, sexy man, the kind of man you’d see on the cover of an erotic...
I can’t remember how this conversation got started, but one of my Twitter pals, Diana, mentioned that she worked at a romance shop in Ohio and sometimes comes...
… or the Hell of Moving in with My Parents at 39 In my review of the Shibari Halo, I said I would tell the story about how I lost my Hitachi Magic Wand, AKA Mr...
Reposted from Cosmopolitan 1. I should have looked up “clitoris” on Wikipedia before this whole thing started. 2. Is she still watching TV? I can’t tell if her...
Reblogged from My Inner Child’s a Drunken Whore 1. You want a blow job. Message received. No need to push me. Now you get two more minutes of TORTURE via...
Please, someone tell me if it’s wrong to be amused by this product like I was some kind of juvenile smart ass… It’s a Party Panty … a panty with a pocket...
