Category - Adult Humor

Adult Humor

50 Lewd, Rude & Crude Pickup Lines

Even though I would cringe if some guy used a pickup line on me, when I see them in a meme, I usually can’t stop laughing my ass off. When I couldn’t sleep one...

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Sex at Walmart

I am inappropriately amused by Walmart, at least according to a friend of mine who calls me “a polite, depraved dame.” “Those pictures are funny as hell, but I...

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Sexy People of Walmart

People often call me sweet and classy, but I do have a penchant for immature humor. I’m sure it’s some kind of inherited trait. Even my lovely but prudish “Oh...

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Spit or Swallow? Cooking With Cum

Let’s be honest. Does anyone really like the taste of male cum? It seems as if at least one guy does and loves it so much that he’s published two collections...

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Hell No Kitty!

I will forever associate Hello Kitty with little girls. My “little” sister’s loved it when she was 6 years old — back in 1975. She eventually grew up and out...

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Sex Toy Shop Confidential

I can’t remember how this conversation got started, but one of my Twitter pals, Diana, mentioned that she worked at a romance shop in Ohio and sometimes comes...

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How I Lost Mr. Hitachi

… or the Hell of Moving in with My Parents at 39 In my review of the Shibari Halo, I said I would tell the story about how I lost my Hitachi Magic Wand, AKA Mr...