Toys in the Boudoir

A Good Woman’s Dirty Mind’s Ultimate Valentine’s Day Gift Guide

Beautiful and sexy woman laying in bed with Valentine candyI rounded up the Best Online Sex Toy Shops and some others and asked them what their top Valentine’s Day gift picks were, and they came back to me with some super fantastic ideas. I swear that you won’t have to look anywhere else to find that perfect Valentine’s Day gift for that special person in your life … especially if it’s a toy that the two of you can share and make memories with together. You can’t do that with flowers and chocolate!

Even if you aren’t celebrating Valentine’s Day with someone, they offered some suggestions for some things that you can enjoy with the person you should love the most – you!

There’s something for every taste, kink and budget!
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Gifts for Him

AGWDM Tenga_3D_Masturbation_Sleeve_Group__70301.1420213171.1280.1280When it comes to male masturbators, My Secret Luxury says that it’s not so much about the opening hole but more about what’s inside. No other masturbation sleeve for men compares to the quality of the Tenga 3D. The stretchy sleeve is snug, fits all sizes, and the contours of the inner sleeve create more real pleasure than a celebrity replica façade.

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AGWDM adore me pleasureSexy Time Toys has hand-picked the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift pack for him – The Adore Me Pleasure Set. This all-red kit contains silk and suede Sutra Chainlink Cuffs, an Intima Silk Blindfold, a MIA 2 vibrator with six vibration modes, a signature gift card; and a satin storage pouch.

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AGWDM helix synHead on over to Filthy Dirty to get your guy the Aneros Helix Syn. Its velvet touch silicone, design, fit and solid inner frame makes it one of the most popular luxury prostate stimulators in the market.

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AGWDM black pearlProstate play and any other anal pleasuring is a cinch with the Black Pearl Vibrating Anal Plug found at Good Vibrations. This gem of a silicone plug is not too wide and has curves and bumps that will definitely stimulate with strong, buzzy vibrations. With three intensity levels and four vibrational patterns, this is a toy that guarantees a variety of sensations and lets him dial in how much intensity he likes.

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AGWDM booty strokerInspired by the luscious Carmen Luvana’s tappable tush, Adam & Eve’s Carmen’s Booty Stroker  is a 5-inch realistic stroker  with tight vaginal and anal openings. A super-soft nubby TPR love tunnel massages your manhood with every thrust. Includes a four-hour Carmen Loves Sex DVD to fulfill his spiciest fantasies!

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AGWDM ball cinch anal beadsHe’ll enjoy the most explosive ejaculations ever with the Fetish Fantasy Elite Ball Cinch with Anal Beads found at Lover’s Playground. Made entirely with silky-smooth silicone, these wearable anal beads double as a performance-enhancing ball cinch, allowing him to prolong ejaculation and extend the fun while enjoying incredible prostate stimulation.

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AGWDM tenga flip holeTenga has revamped the Flip Hole, giving its better-than-real texture a complete makeover and Lovehoney has it. The sleeve inside its squeezable shell is lined with ridging, wide fans and tight diamonds, offering state-of-the-art stimulation and satisfaction.

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AGWDM vulcan tight mouthLittle Shop of O’s thinks your guy will really like the Fun Zone Vulcan Tight Mouth. This pocket-sized pal is perfect for satisfying his deep-throat desires. Made from a jelly material that grips and slides with suction along his full length, its tunnel of realistic ridges will give him the slippery-wet blow job of a lifetime. This is the perfect male masturbator for first timers testing the water or for those who want an inexpensive sex toy that doesn’t compromise on sensations.

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AGWDM pinoBuild your assets and prepare for some aggressive expansion with the Lelo Pino Vibrating Couples Ring, designed to satisfy even the Gordon Geckos of this world. With a pleasure-enhancing form and 10 vibration patterns, Pino is fully waterproof and delivers sensations for both him and her. Available in Lelo’s most lavish gift package yet, Pino arrives with silver cuff links and a luxurious money clip. It’s what She Vibe calls the ultimate stimulus … or rather, stimulating package.

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AGWDM pulseHot Octopuss’ Pulse, the award-winning luxury “guybrator” made in London, is like a Magic Wand for the penis! You can start from both a flaccid as well as erect state, and it’s led to people commenting that its body-safe silicone accommodates all sizes, and causes knee-trembling, explosive orgasms which are pretty addictive!

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Gifts for Her

AGWDM blue moonGive her the gift of art with the Blue Moon glass dildo from the Glass Dildo Shop. Shades of blue twist around the handle to three orbs at the top that will leave her wondering “How did they do that?” in more ways than one.

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AGWDM pink frilly chemiseHow can a woman not love this pink frilly halter chemise that Little Shop of O’s found on its site? Guys, what would you do? Have her leave it on and enjoy the view or be in a big hurry to take it off?

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AGWDM halo pinkShibari’s Halo totally rocked the market with its waterproof, cordless (it’s a USB rechargeable vibe!), easy-to-use shape and its strong-yet-not-painful levels of vibrations and multiple pulsations settings. It’s become the go-to toy of many reviewers and porn stars – and you know they know their way around vibrators! Get her one in pink  or purple.

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AGWDM pink rabbitIndulge her in stimulation of the highest form, both inside and out, with the Happy Rabbit 2 Natural Rabbit Vibrator  from Lovehoney. An incredible 150% more powerful than the original with two motors and a whopping 15 modes of vibration for mind-blowing blended orgasms.

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AGWDM rose iciclesElegant, upscale, and hand-crafted with amazing attention to detail, don’t just give her any rose. Give her an Icicles glass rose dildo from Sexy Time Toys. Each hand-blown Icicle glass wand is sleek, unique, and made to play hard. The hypoallergenic glass is nonporous and body safe, and when cared for properly, is designed to last a lifetime. Run the wand under warm water or place it in the microwave to heat things up. Chill it under cold water or put it in the freezer for a cool sensation.

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AGWDM lamouroseShe Vibe says vibe night can be the hottest night of the week with the L’Amourose Rosa Rouge Rechargeable Heated G-Spot Vibrator. The ROSA Rouge’s Thermal Regulation System produces tantalizing heat that will bring her to a fever pitch at 104-107 degrees and in other ways.

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AGWDM pink limonThe Minna Limon unites surprising power and smart memory with intuitive squeezable control (the harder you squeeze, the stronger the vibrations) in a cute little package that is as beautiful as it is discreet.

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AGWDM lucid dreams 14There’s Love Potion No. 9 and then there’s Lucid Dreams Vibe No. 14. This G-spotter from Doc Johnson runs on 2AA batteries and the twist-bottom control delivers all the vibrations to the tip. Its hard-bodied ABS plastic shell is phthalate-free and non-porous. It’s a great value pick from Lover’s Playground.

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AGWDM mimiThe small, elegant and discrete, MiMi Soft by JeJoue  is Filthy Dirty’s top gift pick for the ladies. It has an extra layer of silicone to make it especially plush. It has five levels of surprisingly strong vibrations yet is small enough to fit in the palm of her hand and is ideal for travel. It also comes in a luxurious black ribbon tied gift box.

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AGWDM monaThe Lelo Mona takes its six variable modes and 10 vibration settings one step further with its “come hither” motion on the G-spot. Good Vibrations isn’t saying that a set of skilled fingers can’t be replaced, but … Oh let’s just say it’s a pretty amazing technology.

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AGWDM obsessionAdam & Eve’s Eve’s Obsession vibrator is crafted from the smoothest silicone, so every caress feels like bliss. The center shaft reaches up to five-inches deep for orgasmic G-Spot play while the front shaft simultaneously seduces her love button. Activate seven intense vibration functions for intense, indulgent pleasure with a design that lets her play hands-free!

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AGWDM tango setCan’t decide what to get her? Cover your bases with My Secret Luxury’s We Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection. It contains three luxury vibrators that cover all of the bases. The Tango is a powerful mini vibrator that’s designed for external clitoral stimulation. It delivers deep rumbling vibrations with 8 vibration modes directly on the clitoris. The Glow has been designed for perfect G-spot stimulation with it’ curved neck and flat yet soft tip with a firm handle allows her to apply pressure for G-spot stimulation. Dusk is excellent for beginner anal play and can also be used for hands-free clitoral stimulation.

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Gifts for Couples

AGWDM blue motionSet your smartphone to “vibrate” with OhMiBod’s blue Motion Bluetooth Remote Vibrator. This tech-enabled remote wireless vibe, controlled by Bluetooth connection to your smartphone (with a free app for both iPhone and Android), allows a user to control the panty vibe from afar –– 26 feet if you’re using the Bluetooth connection and anywhere in the world via Wi-Fi (in-app purchase available for the Wi-Fi option). The vibrator comes with pre-set vibrational patterns, but you can also tap and record new patterns, record audio, and direct the toy to vibrate to the rhythm of pre-selected music. You want to get this at Good Vibrations.

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AGWDM fantasy affairsFantasy Affairs is a personally tried, tested and much-enjoyed game by the owners of Little Shop of O’s. This role playing game centers around various affair scenarios in a safe, creative, and sexually satisfying way to embrace them with your lover. The most unique element of this game is in the exploration of creative kissing!

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AGWDM homme anal plugThe Sensuelle Homme anal plug is not only stylish and flexible, it also has an intense motor with 20 functions that will keep you busy on Valentine’s Day and many days to come. Check it out at Lover’s Playground.

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AGWDM teal limonMinna’s Limon unites surprising power and smart memory with intuitive squeezable control (the harder you squeeze, the stronger the vibrations) in a cute little package that is as beautiful as it is discreet.

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AGWDM lovehoney lingerieThe best Valentine’s Day gifts are the ones that couples enjoy together, and nothing gets a hot, sexy time off to a blazing start quite like lingerie and Lovehoney has tons of great picks.

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AGWDM lovelife shareThe LoveLife Share from OhMiBod! may look cute, but Filthy Dirty warns out not to be deceived. This couples vibrator takes sharing to the next level with seven vibration patterns. Perfect for couple’s play.

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AGWDM love lightsSexy Time Toys recommends the Love Lights Massage Candle Trio Set for couples that want to enjoy a gift of togetherness. These three candles in Tahitian Sandalwood, Coconut Pineapple and Island Passion Fruit are formulated with skin-conditioning coconut oil, shea butter and Vitamin E. These candles are wax-free, naturally burn at a low temperature so they won’t burn the skin, and come in convenient pour spout containers.

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AGWDM ohareThe O-Hare Vibrating Penis Ring does so much for him and her. Guys will love how the love how the dual buzzy penis-testicle rings act as an erection enhancer. Ladies will love the way the soft and flexible rabbit ears wiggle back and forth to send pinpoint vibrations for direct clitoral stimulation. You’ll both love the soft and stretchy silicone and bullet that delivers three different speeds and a pulse function. This is a great gift of great sex you have to get for each other at Adam & Eve.

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AGWDM olaThe harder you squeeze, the stronger the vibrations. Minna’s Ola  lets you match your experience to your mood from moment to moment, and makes for a much more involved couples experience. Welcome to control, welcome to your new main squeeze.

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AGWDM shibari cuffsWith Fifty Shades of Grey releasing in theaters nationwide on Valentine’s Day, why not try your hand (or hands, for that matter) with Shibari’s Pleasure Double Rope Wrist Cuffs? With this easy-to-use pre-cuffed rope the tightness is fully adjustable and the ropes are silky soft. These go beyond those fuzzy handcuffs and are great for beginner kinkster couples.

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AGWDM pulseHot Octopuss’ “guybrator” is also great as a couples toy, especially when she is riding him in the cowgirl position. Wrap him up in a Pulse, set the vibration, and she can feel the vibes on the outside – making for some very, very hot non-penetrative sex that redefines “mutual masturbation” in a really intimate way!

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AGWDM we vibe 4 plus app onlyWhen the Bell System came out with its “Reach Out and Touch Someone” advertising campaign over 40 years ago, it probably never envisioned anything like the We-Vibe 4 Plus App Only couples vibrator. You can make your own patterns, have sex over long distances, and use tech that we use each and every day. Whether you’re in the same room or across the country you can control the types and intensities of vibrations to both the clitoris and the G-spot. Worn while having sex, the compact body-hugging form of the We-Vibe 4 is loads of fun for both him and her. My Secret Luxury swears by it!

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AGWDM KS getaway kitGetting away this Valentine’s weekend? Even if you aren’t, this weekender set from Kama Sutra has so many fun things you and your partner will love playing and exploring with each other — sample sizes of  Vanilla Crème Oil of Love*, French Vanilla Crème Body Soufflé, Sweet Honeysuckle Honey Dust with a feather applicator*, Love Liquid Lubricant, and a Votive Romance Candle. These are all items that meet TSA standards and the items marked with an asterisk (*) are Products I Endorse. These things aren’t just divinely fun and sublime, they’re great to connect with each other like never before. If you aren’t already hooked on Kama Sutra products, you will be after this … and She Vibe has the best price on this set!

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Gifts for Yourself

AGWDM booty parlor featuredShe Vibe says you can’t miss with treating yourselff with anything from Booty Parlor. This line of lotions, potions and other pampering stuff is for the girlie girl who’s feminine, soft and sweet yet has a precocious naughty streak. It’s high-class, high-quality stuff you ordinarily wouldn’t buy for yourself and some of the things are fun to share for couples play, too.

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AGWDM coochyLadies, you owe it to yourself to pamper yourself. Little Shop of O’s really loves Coochy Unscented Body Rashfree Shave Crème. I know, shave crème? Trust me, once you try a good quality specialty crème, you’ll never go back to the stuff that you pick up at the grocery store ever again. It has a great moisturizing conditioner that softens even the coarsest facial and body hair. It’s a fabulous hair conditioner too!

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AGWDM doxyBursting with 30% more power than the Hitachi wand and a selection of exciting vibration speeds, Lovehoney suggests the plug-in Doxy wand vibrator  that stimulates and massages you and your partner to explosive heights of pleasure.

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AGWDM G3Up your orgasm game with three (yes, three!) amazing motors with Adam & Eve’s G3 Massager. The curved tip of the slender, flexible 7.5-inch silicone shaft hugs your G-spot while naughty rabbit ears nuzzle against your clit. You control the motors in tip, shaft and bunny with a seven-speed control pad.

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AGWDM halo blackShibari’s Halo totally rocked the market with its waterproof, cordless (it’s a USB rechargeable vibe!), easy-to-use shape and its strong-yet-not-painful levels of vibrations and multiple pulsations settings. It’s become the go-to toy of many reviewers (it’s a Product I Endorse) and porn stars – and you know they know their way around vibrators! Get yourself a Halo in black .

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AGWDM gigi 2Sexy Time Toys suggests if you’re going to treat yourself, do it right with Lelo’s Gigi 2. This eight vibration mode silicone vibe has a flattened tip that gives good love to the G-spot as well as the clitoris. Submersible to 1 meter, it’s easy to clean and is as fun to use in the bathroom, pool or hot tub as it is in the bedroom.

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AGWDM homme prostate massagerGuys, have yourself a ball with the Sensuelle Homme Prostate Massager. It’s a unique rolling ball massager that’s designed to tickle the prostate with three speeds and 10 unique vibration functions, Give it a closer look at Lover’s Playground.

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AGWDM kgoalMinna’s kGoal is a fun and revolutionary training system (device + smart phone app) for kegel exercises. It gives women the ability to guide, track and motivate their workouts via real-time tactile biofeedback and the app. It’s pelvic floor exercise like never before!

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AGWDM pop topGood Vibrations takes the Magic Wand Original over the top with its Pop Your Top Deluxe Kit. This kit pairs the Magic Wand Original with the Pop Tops Deluxe Silicone G-Spotter and a 2-ounce bottle of Please Cream lube.

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AGWDM on oilMy Secret Luxury calls ON Clitoral Arousal Oil a sex toy in a bottle. It’s a female stimulant of an oil that’s made from essential oils and botanicals including sweet almond oil and cinnamomum cassia. Almost upon application, it offers an immediate warming effect, moving to a buzzing sensation. This combination awakens the nerve endings and increases blood flow so every touch will be more intense. Most importantly, this clitoral stimulant allows women to achieve orgasm easier and may help some women kick-start their production of personal lubrication.

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AGWDM pulseHot Octopuss’ Pulse , the award-winning luxury “guybrator” made in London, is like a Magic Wand for your penis! You can start from both a flaccid as well as erect state, and it’s led to people commenting that its body-safe silicone accommodates all sizes, and causes knee-trembling, explosive orgasms which are pretty addictive!

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AGWDM FD SOLThe Revel Body SOL isn’t just a sonic powered vibrator. It’s set at the frequency of Om to deliver a more relaxing and rejuvenating experience. It’s probably the most unique submersible vibrator that stimulates actually draws you in to pleasure. With several vibration levels and different heads, it’s never the same sex toy twice. No wonder why Filthy Dirty chose it for its sex toy gift pic just for you.

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