How Not to Sext or Pick Up Women

AGWDM How not to sext a womanDear Guys,

I’m writing this slow so you can read this slow.

I’m writing this to all the guys who can’t understand why they can’t find a woman or get a woman to talk to on the Internet or in texts.

Here are some ways to improve your chances.

1. Do not assume that every sexy woman online wants to sext with you.

2. Do not private message women you have never talked to in a public setting. (See No. 1. for why.)

3. Do not private message women you have never talked to in a public setting with a greeting like “hi” or “wazzup”. (See No. 1. for why.)

4. Do not private message women you have never talked to in a public setting every time you don’t get an immediate response every 10 minutes. (See No. 1. for why.)

5. Do not private message women you have never talked to in a public setting a picture of your dick. (See No. 1. for why.)

6. Do not private message women who charge to watch their porn videos, charge you to see their naked pictures, charge for sexting or phone sex or video or Skype sex, or charge to have sex (escorts) and expect them to message back. In other words, do not expect freebies.

If you want to understand why you shouldn’t do those things, are willing to or can read more than one sentence, and really want to succeed with women, read on…

1. Do not assume that every sexy woman online wants to sext with you. The Internet is all about instant access and instant gratification. However, that does not apply to the real people on the other side of the screen. Plus, every sexy woman online is not looking to hook up indiscriminately (see definition of this word here.} with random strangers, even on online sex forums or sex/hookup dating sites.

2. Do not private message women you have never talked to in a public setting. If you come across someone you find interesting, start a conversation with them in public or in your first message. Give them a reason why you want to have a private chat with them.

3. Do not private message women you have never talked to in a public setting with a greeting like “hi” or “wazzup”. No woman wants to or has time to extract (see the definition of this word here.) the reason why you want to talk to them. Plus, if you cannot construct an entire grammatically error-free sentence, she’s likely to think you’re a dumb fuck or too fucking lazy or self-absorbed to be a good sexual experience.

4. Do not private message women you have never talked to in a public setting every time you don’t get an immediate response every 10 minutes. Take a hint. They don’t want to talk to you. Getting multiple messages makes you a pest.

5. Do not private message women you have never talked to in a public setting a picture of your dick. Ever since it’s been possible to share pictures over the Internet, 99% of women don’t want to see dick pics, especially from guys they don’t know. Maybe you get turned on by pictures of women’s boobs, butts, vaginas and ass holes, but almost all women aren’t wired that way about dick pics … unless they’re looking for them or asking for them. If a picture tells a 1,000 words, here are the first few they probably say about dick picks:

“It’s offensive.”

“You come off like a creep or a sexual predator.”

“You lack class and manners.”

“You wouldn’t do that in public, so why do it online?”

“That’s not a respectful way of treating me.”

The last comment is a biggie, guys. Just because a woman is sexy does not mean that she should be treated like a subhuman. Forcing yourself sexually on a woman is disrespectful and a major turn-off.

6. Do not private message women who charge to watch their porn videos, charge you to see their naked pictures, charge for sexting or phone sex or video or Skype sex, or charge to have sex (escorts) and expect them to message back. In other words, do not expect freebies. If someone asked you to work for or do something for free, wouldn’t you tell them to fuck off?

If you don’t need this advice, share it with someone who does. The more guys like this get this message, the quicker we can but a stop to this bullshit.

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Bobbie Morgan is the beditor-in-chief of A Good Woman's Dirty Mind. When she's not blogging or having the best sex ever, she's putting out writing and social media services for adult businesses. Use the contact link to reach her by email.

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