I have to admit that I can be completely clumsy when it comes to undressing my lover. As often as I write about how female characters in my erotic stories gracefully and seductively peel clothes off of their lovers, that’s not what I usually do in real life. I often fumble with shirt buttons and belt buckles. Then there’s also the awkwardness of trying to take off his shoes and socks when he has his pants wrapped around his ankles.
To be fair, this usually happens at the brink of anticipation and delayed gratification the moment my lover and I get behind closed doors. But still, if I can perfect the art of the blow job (see How to Give the Best Blow Job Ever), I can improve my disrobing techniques.
I did some research on this topic and I shouldn’t have been surprised to find out that socks and shoes should come off first. Even if his feet are the last of his body parts that you have on your mind, taking care of them first will lead to everything else much more quickly and with less interruption and disruption.
It’s best to think of undressing your man as foreplay. Sure, there’s a time and a place for ripping off clothes as fast as you can, but take your time unbuttoning his shirt. Kiss and lick his skin while slowly work your way down the front of his shirt. Engage in some teasing dirty talk as each button comes undone.
Of course, men love a good strip tease, so why not make his clothing items part of the props in the dance routine? Shrug his sweater along your shoulders. Use his undershirt to barely cover your breasts or pussy while you do a little bump and grind or lap dance routine. Better yet, use his clothing to tease him physically. If he’s wearing a silk tie or shirt, run it slowly on his body barely touching his skin. Ties and belts make great impromptu light bondage gear. Make sure he’s naked and isn’t going anywhere before you take off the rest of your clothes.
Use your teeth if you can. Use them to pull down his zipper. Use them to pull down his boxers or briefs.
Stall at the last article of clothing he’s wearing: his skivvies. Run your finger along his front inner waistline. Tease. Take your time. Make him beg.
If you’re into having foreplay and sex in front of a mirror, undress him in front of a full-length mirror. Wear your fanciest or kinkiest lingerie and have him face the mirror while you undress him. Take his shirt off first and get down on your knees to slide his pants down. After his pants are off, you’ll be at just the right spot to get to the first oral … umm … order of business.