Review: LifeStyles a:muse His & Hers Massagers Definitely Amused Me

AGWDM lifestyles amuseSome time ago, I sent Parrot a disposable vibrating cock ring. We played around with it to see how the vibrator would feel on his balls and on my clit. I was hoping that he’d get a charge out of the way it buzzed on his shaft. His verdict: “Eh. It was okay.” It wasn’t anything he was in a big hurry to use again. It just wasn’t his thing.

But I loved it! I love when he goes deep into me, and having that little vibe press against my clit when we couldn’t get ourselves connected any further gave a 5-star fuck and extra star.

So when a LifeStyles PR rep offered to send out a set of LifeStyles a:muse His & Hers pleasure massagers for a review, I was in.

The set includes a thermoplastic non-toxic, phthalate-free jelly disposable vibrating cock ring and finger massager, hence the his and hers.

AGWDM lifestyles cock ringSince Parrot wasn’t around, I used the cock ring on a Bswish Bdesired Deluxe Pearl vibrator that I’ll be reviewing very soon. (I assure you that this phallic-shaped vibrator didn’t come close to being a replacement for Parrot. It was the best make-do prop that I had on hand.) The super-stretchy ring was easy to slide on and off. It didn’t seem tight enough to constrict blood flow as a cock ring, but it held the vibrator in place well. The ring needed a little straightening so it wouldn’t get bendy and twisty around the shaft. I’d recommend using a little bit of lube so any nearby hairs won’t get pulled. Water- or silicone-based lubes are safe to use the ring and the massager. I tried using it with a condom on my vibe. That helped hold it into place.

Performance-wise, this little bullet packs a pleasant yet powerful vibe on my clitoris, even on the lowest of the three speeds. I didn’t notice any special effects from the raised brushy dots on the vibrator, but I could love it for a long time, even though it’s only good for the 45-minute life of the battery. When I wrapped the ring around a couple of fingers, they felt a very light buzzy kind of vibe, which can be a major bonus for guys who don’t like to get overstimulated when they’re already stimulated.

AGWDM fingr vibeI may never go back to using a bare finger after using the finger massager. Lifestyles should have named this a:maze instead of a:muse. The power is evenly distributed all over the bullet inside the jelly encasement, all along the bumpy textured length and on the ribbed curved tip that you wear on the underside if the pad of your finger. It felt heavenly on all three speeds, and definitely the best vibrator I’ve used for the clitoris and labia, and I’ve had my hands on some fancy and expensive clitoral vibes over these past few months.

Aside from both of these rings having a very limited use time, my only complaint was that they took a bit of extra scrubbing to get the textured parts completely gunk free. Totally worth it in my mind. The on/off/power button on both of the vibes were easy to push to operate. I don’t know about you, but I like not having to think about how to use a pleasure product when I want to think about other supremely sensational sensations.

AGWDM products I endorseWorth it? Very, if you want something fun and different to change things up, and the total of the set is competitively priced to other similar products. A Product I Endorse? You bet!

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3 Comments on Review: LifeStyles a:muse His & Hers Massagers Definitely Amused Me

  1. We’ve used a bullet/cock-ring combo here many times, but I wonder why the manufacturers don’t make the bullet go vertical (as in, between the lips) vs. horizontal? Anatomically it just seems vertical would be a better fit, and it may have prevented us breaking a couple of these rings in the past. I must admit that in the proper position, this type of ring is also kind of “meh” and doesn’t do much for me either. (I get more excited seeing the results on my partner…she loves it!) In fact, we tend to use just a bullet between the lips during play time and…voilá!

    The finger vibe sounds positively naughty!! :)

    For these a:muse vibes, the only thing really bothering me is that they are disposable. Cost is a minor issue (of course, they want you to keep buying these over and over again), but throwing away a vibe with a dead battery to me is the same as throwing away a flashlight or cell phone for the same reason. Seems very wasteful to me.

    • Bobbie Morgan // January 13, 2015 at 10:47 am // Reply

      There are several cock rings on the market with vertical bullets. I can’t recommend any because I haven’t tried them and Parrot isn’t a big fan of them. I enjoy vibrating cock rings, but they’re not a deal breaker for me. We have enough mischief that we love getting into and don’t often get around to. The thought of those things and him have me climbing the walls as I type!

      The finger vibe. Oh, yes! So naughty! I have at least one other coming on the way to review. Like I said, I may never go back to using a bare finger again!

      In a way, disposable vibes bother me, too, especially the ones I’ve reviewed and tried. I hate throwing out things that are so much fun. But they’re a great way for first-timers to experiment and hopefully go on to others that have replaceable batteries.

      • My lady really loves the bullet between us, as she gets a genuine rush out of it. We’ve tried other things between us, even the Magic Wand, but when it’s anything larger than a bullet, I feel some discomfort and as you can imagine, it’s distracting. I may have seen a vertical bullet at one of the online shops, but I don’t buy toys all that often. If anything, the cock ring is there to hold it in place; I honestly don’t feel much from it, and don’t really need to–it’s more for her enjoyment.

        Imagine having more than one finger vibe…and I’ll leave you today to ponder that. ;) (And think of what Parrot could do with a couple of those while you’re blindfolded…!)

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