Saucy Saturday Stories

Saucy Saturday Stories: Bulldoggie-Style Sex, Butt Hacks & Camping with Condoms

I’ve been accused of thinking a little too deeply over these past few weeks. I suppose that everyday life can get in the way of a sex blogger putting out … truly fun and good content.

But then there are those that believe makeup sex (blogging) is the best kind of sex (blogging).

The University of Georgia men’s basketball team got some notoriety, not for their loss against Louisiana Tech in the March Madness tournament, but for head coach Mark Fox’s (Bulldoggie-style) sex conduct guidelines.

SB Nation got a hold of some of the coach’s guidelines. Some of his rules made perfect sense, like “No means no, date rape is a serious issue” and “Orgies and gang bangs are not appropriate.”

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Some of his rules were, well … a bit more frank.

“Don’t spend all your energy in bed all night.” This isn’t about sex, guys, it’s about basketball. You don’t want guys coming up short in the 39th and 40th minutes because of overzealous banging.”

It can be said that Fox’s enforcement policy is a bit intrusive, all in the name of cleanliness, of course.

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Jezebel isn’t the first source I go to check out stories about online social media hacks, but it a good job of covering Pinterest Hacked! Repurposed Mason Jars Replaced By Tons of Butt Pics

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So far, the ass hackers haven’t been exposed. At least they had the decency to cover their butts … in the pictures, that is.

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