Saucy Saturday Stories

Saucy Saturday Stories: DIY Sex Toys & Panties, WWBJD & Sex IQ

AGWDM darth vader dildoDIY Sex Toys & Panties

I would have never thought of shopping for sex toys on Etsy, but thanks to Lady Cheeky and her story, You Can Find Anything On Etsy … Even a Sex Toy in Kinkly on Wednesday, I spent more time looking at things I never thought I wanted.

Among Lady Cheeky’s findings were a milky white and polka dot vibrator, a cashmere and leather flogger, and a Hands of Praise sensation play toy. Some of her other finds on the more … well … niche end include an octopus butt plug and a Darth (In)Vader dildo.

AGWDM brief jerkyOn a similar note, if your guy isn’t into the fake tutti-frutti taste and plasticized mouth feel of edible panties, make him a pair he’ll want to sink his teeth into: brief jerky. Jill Hamilton shared this recipe and instructions in her post on In Bed with Married Women, DIY Edible Underwear.

Just a gentle reminder — stop chewing when you get to the fresh, tender, juicy meat.

What Would Baby Jesus Do?

Getting back to weird-ass sex toys, I’m always appalled how the abstinence/purity teens say that you can have anal sex and still be a virgin since it’s not a penis going into a vagina.

C’mon kids, any way you deal with penetration in any orifice is sex. It’s why anal sex is called anal sex.

Sexologist Megan Andelloux didn’t make the same point in her post on gasm.org, but I had to giggle at what her Baby Jesus butt plugs had to say on the topic.

AGWDM baby jesus butt plugOf course I had to find out where to find the Baby Jesus butt plug — the same place where you can find the Jackhammer Jesus, Buddah’s Delight and the Devil dildos and other sinful sex toys — at Divine Interventions.

I wonder if they’d consider making rosary anal beads?

Just How Sinful are You?

My friend Marie Franklin of I Married a Sex God asked me to give her Sexual Intelligence Test a test run the other night. With my help and a couple of other bloggers like Jon Pressick at Sex In Words, I think she’s got it down pat. It’s a quick little quiz that’s fun but nowhere as silly as the ones you’ll find in Cosmo.

I scored 40. I think that deserves a Cosmo of a different kind.