Saucy Saturday Stories

Saucy Saturday Stories: Kinky Japanese Art, Naked Bike Ride & Sex Ed Dropouts

Kinky Japanese Art

Once again, pornography and erotic art aren’t 20th century inventions. Adina Rivers posted a beautiful Shunga (Japanese erotic art) 101 post in My Tiny Secrets.

I wouldn’t call the pictures bizarre, but she provided a brief explanation of what Shunga is all about:

Shunga art depicted everything: men seducing women, male-on-male trysts, men and women cheat on each other, woman-on-woman, threesomes, masturbation and many more bizarre scenes as you will see in the following pictures.

Regardless of when these pictures were drawn and painted, they really don’t depict anything different than what fuels our fantasies today regardless of our cultural backgrounds.

I only wish that Adina went beyond rewording a short passage from Wikipedia about what she learned about Shunga. This is an erotic art form I would like to learn more about. This is definite blog fodder for me in the near future.

This picture is my favorite…

AGWDM shunga cunnilingus

Naked Bike Ride in Montreal

I wish I lived in Montreal because I would have so totally done this downtown nighttime naked bike ride.

AGWDM naked bike pic

MTL Blog says the event, intended to raise awareness about the environmental damages of cars and gas and bicycle safety, was a huge success. A huge crowd that turned out to cheer the cyclists on shouted out, “More ass, less gas!”

I’m sure this went beyond being the typical Saturday night drunk fest. I’d love to see this kind of thing in other downtown areas with lively nightlife scenes. Wouldn’t you ride in or watch something like this in your town?

Dumbest Patients Ever

If my ex didn’t work in a hospital, didn’t do a PR internship in a hospital, and hadn’t been in and out of the hospital with two high-risk pregnancies, I would have never believed these stories that BuzzFeed collected from doctors about the dumbest patients they ever treated.

Sadly, most of these quips have to do with sex and sexual health like:

AGWDM buzzfeed dumb patient“I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

“Had to inform a few male patients that the condom only goes on the shaft and should not be pulled down to cover the testicles.”

“I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused. Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

“Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”