Saucy Saturday Stories

Saucy Saturday Stories: Vacation & Hotel Sex

AGWDM SSS hotel vacation sexApril is the month of four seasons in Michigan. One day Parrot and I are naked in a hot tub on a 70-degree afternoon. Three days later it’s in the mid-30s with snow on the ground. Do I really have to go away to enjoy weather that’s consistently nice?

Alas, I had to travel vicariously through some hotel and vacation sex stories that left me inspired for sexy getaway ideas.

What Hotels are Really For

I’ve often been frustrated by hotels that promote “romantic getaway packages” but don’t want to talk to me, a sex blogger, about why couples should come to their establishments for a fuck fest. Thank goodness Molly Moore of Molly’s Daily Kiss took that task upon herself in a recent post, Do Not Disturb. She wrote about the real purposes of the amenities that you’ll find in a hotel room.

Large windows with amazing views of the city or countryside below are there to give you the fabulous illusion of being watched whilst being fucked from behind.

The ice bucket ( and the ice machine in the corridor*) is not there for you to keep your bottle of white wine cold, it is in fact, there for you to chill your beautiful glass dildos in. There is nearly always a mini fridge which is where the wine goes.

The bible that is provided for you in the little drawer beside the bed is there for you to spank the word of God into your subbie’s backside and/or to prop up the broken bed leg if by some hideous chance it should break whilst you are laying gently and calmly on the bed with your loved one(s).

AGWDM underwater sexSpring Break Sex

At least Condom Depot Information Center will admit that there’s a lot more sex that goes on during vacation than at home. That’s why it devoted a whole series of stories devoted to Spring Break Sex. It’s packed with great tips such as How to Have Drunk (and Safe) Sex, How to Have Safer Sex Underwater, and Staying Safe While Wearing Less – tips for carrying around and concealing condoms when you’re wearing next to nothing.

Avoiding Erotic Vacation Mistakes

Imagine that you and your spouse or significant other have booked a tropical vacation without the kids at a couples-only resort only to find that it doesn’t allow topless or nude sunbathing. Unfortunately, that’s what happened to Spicy Wife of Spice Up My Marriage. However, she and her Spicy Husband discovered a travel agent that specializes in booking erotic vacations. If you want to learn more about this guy and what he does, check out her story.

AGWDM virtual sin TMI vacationsTMI Vacations

This week’s TMI Tuesday meme was vacations with blog prompt questions from Virtual Sinner at Virtual Sin. Some of the juiciest TMI vacation details came from …

You Linger Like a Haunting Refrain

Have you ever had sex with someone you just met while on vacation? Tell us about it.

I met a lovely, lovely couple in Praha (Prague) at the Karlovy Lazne, the second night I was there. We went to a bar in new town after finding the Lazne a bit overwhelming, and then we went back to their place. Very fun people. Never saw or heard from them again.

While vacationing, have you ever had sex in a moving car, bus, train, or airplane?

I have given a hand job on a bus at the border cross heading into Slovakia from the Czech Republic.

Frisky in the 916

Have you ever had sex with someone you just met while on vacation? Tell us about it.

Jack: I did, when I was sixteen going on seventeen years old. She was the second person I ever had sex with, I met her in a hotel in Los Angeles while my mom was at a work-related seminar, and I happened to be cheating on my girlfriend back home. It’s a sordid tale, though it is an experience I still remember fondly despite the guilt I felt. It was the subject of a Formspring Friday post more than two years ago.

Jill: Sort of. During a trip to Tijuana in college, I met a guy and later I let him fuck me in my dorm. (I was attending San Diego State.) It wasn’t like five minutes after meeting him I was bent over the hood of his car, but it didn’t take a lot longer than that.

While vacationing, have you ever had sex in a moving car, bus, train, or airplane?

Jack: Just in an airplane, if memory serves. Jill and I joined the Mile-High Club on a flight overseas less than a year into our relationship. The boldest thing about it is that we didn’t even bother going to the restroom in order to do it. Read more about it here.

Jill: Yes! During a flight to Europe Jack fingered me until I came, and I gave him a handjob. We say it counts!

The Pleasure Principle

Have you ever had sex with someone you just met while on vacation? Tell us about it.

It happened once in college, while vacationing in Florida. I need to think on this to recall if it happened other times. Do work trips such as conferences, training, etc., count?

Between my freshman and sophmore year in college, I visited the home of my BFF from freshman year. While visiting her in Florida, I met her friends. One night I ended up having awful sex with the boyfriend of one of my BFF’s hometown friends.

PrimaDonna’s Toys

While vacationing, have you ever had sex in a moving car, bus, train, or airplane?

I had sex in a car while on vacation with my fiancee at the time outside of a night club. We were always all over each other all the time and we seized an opportunity to have some fun before getting drunk and starting our night.

The Joy of Kink

While vacationing, have you ever had sex in a moving car, bus, train, or airplane?

I’ve received a BJ while driving home from vacation. All I can say is that it’s really hard to concentrate on the road and orgasm at the same time, but I somehow managed.

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