Sex Toy Hacks You Might Want to Use … Or Not

Now That’s What You Call a Wet Pussy

AGWDM pocket pussy beer koozie

Gives “On the Rag” a Whole New Meaning

AGWDM fake-vagina-sex-toy-towel-holder

Hello Shitty!

AGWDM hello shitty

Put a (Cock) Ring on It

AGWDM cock-ring-butt-plug-ring-toss


AGWDM dildo-unicorn-costume-mask


AGWDM butt-plug-orange-juicer-squeezer

AGWDM butt-plug-juicer

Door Stopper

AGWDM suction-cup-dildo-doorstop

They Won’t Extend Your Chair Legs but They’ll Protect Your Wood Floors

AGWDM penis-extender-floor-protectors-for-chair-legs

NSFW Pen Holder

AGWDM fake-vagina-pen-holder

Bound to be a Decorative Statement

AGWDM wrist-restraint-curtain-tiebacks

Fashionable Anal Beads

AGWDM anal-bead-sex-toy-necklace

Not Your Mother’s Eyeglass Holder

AGWDM nipple clamp eyeglass holder

Get a Grip on It!

AGWDM get a grip on it

AGWDM bike grips

This Just Might Stop You From Having That Glass of Wine

AGWDM butt plug wine stopper

Another Way of Giving Head

AGWDM fake-vagina-headrest

Good for Plugging Up More Than Butts

AGWDM butt-plug-sink-plug

Getting Lubricated in More Ways Than One

AGWDM lube-launcher-shot-glass

Another Dirty Use for Your Penis Pump

AGWDM penis-pump-sink-unblocker

Ride Me, Baby!

AGWDM penis-sleeve-gearstick-handbrake

Check Your Lube

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Not Exactly What You Had in Mind For Candle Wax Play?

AGWDM fist candle holders

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1 Comment on Sex Toy Hacks You Might Want to Use … Or Not

  1. The anal bead necklace would be fun, wondering whether anyone recognised what it really was. Bit like the broach that Lelo provide with their toys.
    “Is she wearing what I think she is?”

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