Sexy People of Walmart

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Bobbie Morgan in Adult Humor // 2 Comments

People often call me sweet and classy, but I do have a penchant for immature humor. I’m sure it’s some kind of inherited trait. Even my lovely but prudish “Oh, I hate sex! It’s messy!” sister shares my sense of humor. So if you can indulge me from taking a post-#AdultSexEdMonth respite, I’m totally ripping off one of my favorite humor sites, People of Walmart, where there’s no shortage of sexy people … or at least people who think they’re sexy.

So … “you’re” a PUA with a foot fetish?

If that’s the best thing about you and you feel the need to advertise, I’m gonna pass.

Okay, we get it. You forgot the whipped cream and strawberries. But for the love of God, at least change out of your French maid costume before you leave the house. The bike shorts don't make you look any more decent.

Okay, we get it. You forgot the whipped cream and strawberries and had to run out and get some at Walmart. The dress code at Walmart may be lax, at least change out of your French maid costume before you leave the house. The bike shorts don’t make you look any more decent.

He brought sexy back ... to the return counter at Walmart.

He brought sexy back … for a refund at Walmart.

Does this skirt make my butt look … bare???

Bathroom selfies have hit a new low when you use the public restroom at Walmart.

Do they make Underoos in adult sizes or is she dressed up for Halloween as Under Woman?

Do they make Underoos in adult sizes or is she dressed up for Halloween as Under(wear) Woman?

Crossdressing is a fine thing, but for the love of God, keep the lingerie at home … and ditch the Pipi Longstocking socks and the hiking boots while you’re at it.