People often call me sweet and classy, but I do have a penchant for immature humor. I’m sure it’s some kind of inherited trait. Even my lovely but prudish “Oh, I hate sex! It’s messy!” sister shares my sense of humor. So if you can indulge me from taking a post-#AdultSexEdMonth respite, I’m totally ripping off one of my favorite humor sites, People of Walmart, where there’s no shortage of sexy people … or at least people who think they’re sexy.

Okay, we get it. You forgot the whipped cream and strawberries and had to run out and get some at Walmart. The dress code at Walmart may be lax, at least change out of your French maid costume before you leave the house. The bike shorts don’t make you look any more decent.