The 99 Cent Sex Toy Auction!

So you’re probably wondering what I do with all the swag and sex toys and other stuff I’ve received and reviewed. If I kept everything I’ve gotten, I’d look like one of those people on Hoarders. There a few things I’ve been able send off to Parrot or give to a few trusted friends who know that I have a sex blog. There has even been a lot of stuff I’ve thrown away because it’s garbage or I can’t sell or give away because of hygienic reasons (vibrators and opened lubes and massage oils, etc.).

But even with stuff that’s worth keeping, there’s still a LOT of stuff. There are a few times I’ve gotten that WTF look from Parrot. So when I was cleaning and sorting through my closets and drawers, I found a few things that aren’t all that bad or I have duplicates of. Like my clothes and other things, if I haven’t used them in the past 6-12 months, I get rid of them. Because I can’t give things like sex toys and paraphernalia to my local charity thrift store, I put them up for auction at starting bids of 99 cents on eBay!

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Here’s what you should know about my 99 Cent Sex Toy Auction…

– None of the items have been used. They may have been taken out of the original packaging for visual review and photography. There are a few items like a vibrator and a lube package that have not been opened.

– There are additional charges for shipping. In order to offer shipping at affordable rates and not having to deal with insurance or duties, sales and shipping are limited via USPS in the US only. Tracking is available on all shipments. Shipments will arrive within 2-5 business days.

– Most but not all items come in their original packaging. Check product descriptions before you place a bid if this is important to you.

– All shipments are shipped discreetly in plain envelopes or boxes.

– All sales are final except for damaged or missing goods.

– Auctions end on Sunday, Aug. 2. Check individual items for exact ending times.

Here’s what’s up for auction…

ebay bswish 1BSwish BDesired Deluxe Pearl Silicone Massager Vibrator – Fuchsia

New. Unopened. In original package. Outer wrapping torn at top of the box.
100% silicone
6 speeds/functions
Length: 6 inches
Girth: 1.4 inches
Requires 2 AAA batteries, not included
Use time: 3 hours
Comes with drawstring fabric storage pouch
Discreet packaging – cardboard box

ebay uberlube 1Überlube Good-to-Go Travel Case Silver with 15ml Refill & 5 2.5 ml Sample Packs

New, unopened, unused product
Discreet and stylish aluminum refillable case with 1 x 15 ml vial of Uberlube
Silicone lubricant enhanced with Vitamin E
5 2.5 ml sample packs – great for travel or purse (not pictured)
Discreet shipping – 13X10 envelope

ebay sportsheets under the bed restraint system featuredSportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System

This is an opened item and is not in its original packaging. It was only used for visual review and photographic purposes. I own an identical one and love it. Wouldn’t part with it for any price. Includes 4 adjustable plushy wrist/ankle cuffs (fits 4 inch to 12 inch wrists) with Velcro attachments, 4 60-inch adjustable restraint straps that are secured to 1 60-inch adjustable connector strap that fits securely under your mattress. Restrains your partner’s arms and legs from the sides or bottom of the bed. Restraint strap quickly fits beneath any mattress with no hooks and adjusts to the size you desire. Compact and portable (fits in a one-quart zipper storage bag, which is how it will be delivered). Easy setup on any mattress. Materials: Polypropylene webbing, plastic hardware, nickel free metal hardware Velboa fabric, Velcro.

sex mischief triology kitSex & Mischief Trilogy Kit – Handcuffs, Silver Tie & Gold Masquerade Mask

Includes: Metal Handcuffs (with keys), The Grey Tie, Masquerade Mask. In opened original packaging. Used only for visual evaluation/review & photographic purposes. No tags. Discreet shipping – cardboard box.


sex mischief grey tieSex & Mischief – Sportsheets – The Grey Tie – 100% Polyester Silver Tie

100% polyester Fifty Shades style tie. New in original unopened package. Discreet packaging – 13X10 envelope.



AGWDM fetish fantasy paddleFetish Fantasy Gold Pleasure Paddle – Black – Pipedream Products

New with tags! Never been used. Length: 14.25 inches Width: 3.25 inches Material: Faux Crocodile Leather. Discreet packaging – 13X10 envelope.



fetish fantasy series bowtie cuffsFetish Fantasy Limited Edition Bowtie Cuffs – Black – Pipedream Products

In opened original packaging. Used only for visual review and photographic purposes. 100% polyester satin finish adjusts by Velcro to fit most sizes. Discreet packaging – cardboard box.



ebay adam eve  Scarlet Obey Me Blindfold 1Adam & Eve Scarlet Obey Me Blindfold – Faux Leather Black with Red Trim

New in opened original packaging. Opened only for visual review/photography. Faux leather. Polyester satin inner lining. Dual elastic straps.

Discreet packaging – cardboard box


ebay Adam & Eve Scarlet Come To Me Collar Leash 1Adam & Eve Scarlet Come To Me Collar & Leash Black & Red Faux Leather

Leash clips easily onto collar or can be put to additional uses
Faux leather collar studded with rhinestones
Collar measures 1 inch wide and 20 inches long
Faux leather leash eash measures 0.5 inch wide and 26 inches long
Easy, safe and adjustable Velcro closure collar fits most people
Discreet shipping – plain cardboard box.

ebay adam eve Scarlet You've Been Naughty Rope FloggerAdam & Eve Scarlet You’ve Been Naughty Rope Flogger

New. Unused. Opened for visual review and photography only.
Not in original packaging to accommodate shipping. Discreet packaging in 10X13 envelope.
Measures 1 inch wide and 22 inches long
Material: Nylon rope


While you’re on eBay, check out my other jewelry sales and auctions. Since I closed my online jewelry store, I have lots of things that I HAVE to move and it’s all 33%-66% off! Treat yourself to something fun. Stock up on birthday, Christmas and “just because” gifts (those are the best kind!).


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