The Great Lube Taste Test

SSD strawberry tongueIt’s amazing how a dime to quarter-size drop of flavored lube can turn good oral sex into a hedonistic pleasure for both givers and receivers. Sure, licking something tasty is fun, but lube can help make your lips, mouth and tongue do some pretty amazing things. It can really turn up sensations for recipients, too.

With so many flavored lubes on the market, it’s hard to know which ones to buy and try. Not all stores have samples you can taste. If you buy online, it’s easy to be misled by brilliant marketing. It can be easy to overlook some great lubes that don’t get a lot of public hype, too.

I contacted every brand and manufacturer of flavored lubes and invited them to be part of The Great Lube Taste Test. I wanted to judge every one by taste — how authentic they tasted and how well their flavors held up – and by the quality of the lubes themselves on a scale of 0-10.

I’m like everyone else; not all flavors are my favorites, but I kept in mind how certain flavors are supposed to taste.

All of the lubes tested were water-based except for three of them. Lube ingredients were also given a high priority in assessing overall performance.

If a brand or flavor you are curious about is not represented, it’s because I did not receive the product.

Read more about flavored lubes in my companion post, Flavored Lubes Make Oral Sex Much More Luscious.

AGWDM forplay raspberryAbsolute Raspberry – ForPlay – Succulent – I tried in vain to find a flavor from ForPlay’s Succulent line that tasted anything close to the flavor it claimed to be (Champagne Cocktail, Cosmic Cosmo), didn’t have more chemical taste than purported flavor (Peachy Peach), or didn’t singe my taste buds and burn my throat (Cherries Jubilee, Great Grape, Kool Watermelon, Passion Fruit). Absolute Raspberry comes in at a 2 for its faint raspberry flavor that isn’t otherwise horribly offensive in any of the aforementioned ways.

Where this lube more than redeems itself to be a 10 in its overall rating is in so many of its magic qualities. Only a pea-size dab is needed to fully lube up a penis. The faint flavor doesn’t last long, but it’s the lube itself that makes it the best thing ever invented for oral sex. It made me want to kiss, suck, lick and glide my lips on a shaft forever in subliminal, hypnotic way. It kept my lips and tongue moist without wanting to stop and gather up more saliva for the good, long time that it lasted. This lube on skin is probably the nicest thing your lips and tongue will ever feel. Even if you don’t like giving head to a man, you’ll want to and enjoy it with this lube.

This is also the only warming lube I’ve ever used that actually works. It feels like a light, fuzzy blanket when you rub it in or blow it on it. If I were a man, I couldn’t imagine anything that would make for better fellatio.

By the time I got done working this lube in every way possible, it left my skin feeling remarkably soft and mess-free. I don’t remember my lips ever feeling so kissably tender. There’s no need to wipe, rinse or wash this lube off yourself or your partner by the time you’re done with it.

The biggest bonus of all is that it’s made with 100% natural body-safe ingredients.

For additional product information, visit http://sextoyslsos.com/shop/forplay-succulent-1-25-oz-raspberry-sorbet.html

Flavor Rating: 2
Overall Rating: 10

AGWDM Nature Labs apple cinnamon lubeApple Cinnamon – Nature Labs – Naturally Yours – This tastes like one of my favorite childhood snacks – sliced green apples dusted with powdered cinnamon. This is one heck of a juicy lube and a healthy “snack” in more ways than one – natural apple cinnamon aroma, cellulose thickening agent, and it’s vegan and Kosher. Does not contain parabens, DEA, glycerin or petroleum. This lube definitely takes the guilt out of your guilty pleasure.

For more product information, visit http://www.naturelabsbrands.com/productdisplay/naturally-yours-apple-cinnamon-0

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 10

AGWDM ID frutopia bananaBanana – ID – Futopia – Goes on the tongue and skin like banana cream pie but the flavor doesn’t last long. Has a slick, luxurious glide that goes beyond the usefulness of just an oral sex lubricant. Leaves skin feeling moisturized. Contains all body-safe ingredients except the possible exception of glycerin.

For more product information, visit http://www.idlube.com/our-products/id-frutopia

Flavor Rating: 7
Overall Rating: 8

AGWDM sliquid blue raspberryBlue Raspberry – Sliquid – Swirl – I’d put these berries in my oatmeal or yogurt if this was actual food. This lube has a creamy taste and texture. Compared to most water-based lubes, this one has to be reapplied a little more often, but the taste will have you coming back anyway.

For more product information, visit http://www.sliquid.com/shop/all-lubricants/sliquid-swirl-blue-raspberry-4.2oz

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 7

AGWDM blueberry candy lubeBlueberry – My Joy Collection – Candy Lube – As soon as I put this on my tongue, it was like a whole bag of blueberry Razzles exploded in my mouth. Instead of turning into gum, this water-based lube is on par with most high-quality silicone lubes I’ve used. Once I licked and rubbed it out, my skin felt velvety soft.

For more product information, visit http://www.myjoycollection.com/products/candy-lube

Flavor Rating:10
Overall Rating: 10

AGWDM adam eve cherry lubeCherry – Adam & Eve – Has a very lick-a-licious dark cherry taste with a hint of a vanilla/cream. The flavor holds up well in a subtle way as the lube works into but not completely off the skin while licking and stroking. Goes on slippery but not drippy and has a lotion-y glide. It’s definitely what’s for dessert if parabens are not a concern for you.

For more product information, visit http://www.adameve.com/sex-lubes/flavored-sex-lubes/sp-adam-eve-flavored-lubricants-93249.aspx

Flavor Rating: 9
Overall Rating: 8

AGWDM frutopia cherryCherry – ID – Frutopia – Has a subtle and sweet ripe cherry taste. Too bad the flavor doesn’t last long, but the lube holds up well. Feels decadently creamy and leaves skin feeling luxuriously smooth. Contains glycerin and lots of all-natural ingredients.

For more product information, visit http://www.idlube.com/our-products/id-frutopia

Flavor Rating: 6
Overall Rating: 7

AGWDM cherry pop sex tarts 2Cherry Pop – Sex Tarts – If you’re from Michigan or know anyone from the mitten state, you know that we call soda “pop”. It’s exactly what this lube tastes like, even down to the fizz on the tongue. It has a very sweet artificial cherry taste, but I don’t mean that in a bad way; more of a nostalgic way. It doesn’t have much of a staying power as a lube (and admittedly, parabens are a concern), but you’ll have lots of fun going for seconds and thirds with no calories to feel guilty about. This is strictly a just-for-fun oral sex flavored lube.

For more product information, visit http://www.topcosales.us/products/sex-tarts-lube-cherry-pop-6-fl-oz-177ml-tube

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 4

AGWDM sliquid cherry vanillaCherry Vanilla – Sliquid – Swirl – This lube sits on the tongue like a warm, flat cherry soda. The vanilla doesn’t come through on its own or as a flavor enhancer. It falls flat as a lube and goes on a little runny, but leaves skin smelling and feeling sweetly soft.

For more product information, visit http://www.sliquid.com/shop/all-lubricants/sliquid-swirl-cherry-vanilla-4.2oz/

Flavor Rating: 3
Overall Rating: 5

AGWDM swiss navy chocolate blissChocolate Bliss – Swiss Navy Flavors – Dark chocolate lovers, this lube is for you! Its highly suckable gel-like texture will have you going for every last bit of flavor … and to the delight of your partner, too. It’s not the longest lasting water-based lubricant, but it’s worth reapplying and leaves skin feeling moist, soft and mess-free when it’s fully absorbed.

For more product information, visit http://www.mdsciencelab.com/Swiss-Navy-Lubricants/Swiss-Navy-Chocolate-Bliss-4oz.asp

Flavor Rating: 9
Overall Rating: 8

AGWDM chocolate cherryChocolate Cherry – Nature Labs – Naturally Yours – This could easily pass for liquid milk chocolate covered cherries. The only downside to the taste is that the flavor doesn’t last long enough. The texture is equally creamy and holds up very well to a lot of licking and stroking without glycerin. Sweetened with Stevia. Vegan and Kosher. No parabens, DEA or petroleum.

For more product information, visit http://www.naturelabsbrands.com/productdisplay/naturally-yours-chocolate-cherry-0

Flavor Rating: 9
Overall Rating: 10

AGWDM swiss navy cooling peppermintCooling Peppermint – Swiss Navy Flavors – “Cooling” isn’t the word to best describe this peppermint flavor; but it tastes like fresh-picked mint that’s creamy, not obnoxiously sweet, and doesn’t burn the mouth and tongue. It’s the perfect use of mint for a lifelike consistency lubricant. I only wish that it lasted longer than most water-based lubes. Propolyne glycol, a sugar alcohol, is one of its ingredients.

For more product information, visit http://www.mdsciencelab.com/Swiss-Navy-Lubricants/Swiss-Navy-Cooling-Peppermint-Flavor-Lube-4oz.asp

Flavor Rating: 9
Overall Rating: 7

AGWDM sex tarts grape sodaGrape Soda – Sex Tarts – Get your tongue and pucker ready to lap up every last bit of just-cracked-opened-the-bottle of grape soda goodness. This lube licks away pretty quickly, but this Sex Tarts flavor in particular will really get your salivary glands going. Your partner will love what you’re doing with your tongue, lips and mouth as much as you enjoy the taste and fizzy sensation. As sweet as it is, this lube leaves behind no sticky mess. Contains parabens.

For more product information, visit http://www.topcosales.us/products/sex-tarts-lube-grape-soda-6-fl-oz-177ml-tube

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 4

AGWDM sliquid green appleGreen Apple – Sliquid – Swirl – Faintly tastes like an out-of-season starchy green apple but it’s not horribly offensive. This lube soaks into the skin so quickly that you don’t even get a chance to lick it off. I wish I could give this lube points for its skin-softening attributes and being vegan and glycerin- and paraben-free, but it just doesn’t deliver on flavor or performance.

For more product information, visit http://www.sliquid.com/shop/all-lubricants/sliquid-swirl-green-apple-tart-4.2oz/

Flavor Rating: 1
Overall Rating: 3

AGWDM sex tarts green apple fizzGreen Apple Fizz – Sex Tarts – This is my guilty pleasure junk “food” lube. It doesn’t have much going for it as a lubricant. It’s runny, doesn’t last long, and contains parabens, but it has a lot going on in the flavor and sensation departments — and I mean a lot! It’s very sweet and tangy, almost like an apple cider made from green and very sweet ripe red apples. My lips puckered and my tongue tingled. Now imagine what you can do with that going down on your partner

For more product information, visit http://www.topcosales.us/products/sex-tarts-lube-green-apple-fizz-6-fl-oz-177ml-tube

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 4

AGWDM yes vanillaMadagascar Vanilla – Yes – This has no taste at all but has a buttery fragrance. This organic, vegan, ointment style oil-based lubricant goes on the skin almost transparently, and has a soft, but not slick, heavenly glide. Because it’s an oil-based lube, it’s not safe for latex condoms or toys.

For more product information, visit http://www.yesyesyes.org/yes_oil_based_with_vanilla.htm

Flavor Rating: 0
Overall Rating: 8

AGWDM wicked mocha javaMocha Java – Wicked – This tastes like a good cup of coffeehouse coffee if you like a little bit of coffee with your sugar. Sugar preferences aside, it was too much of a good thing. The aftertaste lingered in my mouth like a house guest who overstayed her welcome. Very runny, drippy consistency.

For more product information, visit http://www.wickedsensualcare.com/products/aqua/mocha-java/

Flavor Rating: 2
Overall Rating: 0

AGWDM koala mojitoMojito – Nature Lovin’ – Koala – My sister makes the best mojitos – fresh-picked muddled mint leaves, a light touch of simple syrup, and just enough rum to make you feel pleasantly mellow. This lube comes pretty darn close to that taste, but has a thin almost rubbery glide. Contains lot of good-for-you ingredients leaves skin feeling touchably soft.

For more product information, visit http://www.naturelabsbrands.com/productdisplay/mojito

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 7

AGWDM aloe cadabra peppermint tinglePeppermint Tingle – Aloe Cadabra – This certified organic aloe-based lube has just enough peppermint oil to tingle the tongue without burning your mouth or throat. It has a very subtle cooling effect when you blow on it, too. A tiny dab of this goes a long way, feels remarkably similar to natural female lubrication, but fades into the skin with hardly a moment’s notice. It may need to be reapplied more frequently than most water-based lubes.

For more product information, visit http://aloecadabra.com/aloe-cadabra-catalog

Flavor Rating: 8
Overall Rating: 8

AGWDM aloe cadabra pina coladaPina Colada – Aloe Cadabra – Contains organic pina colada flavor concentrate and vanilla extract but tastes stale. Lots of other good stuff like organic aloe leaf juice and tocopheryl acetate (if you wanted to know the chemical name for vitamin E oil), but has to be reapplied at least once. At least you’ll smell like a hint of a tropical vacation and feel velvety soft “down there” when you’re done.

For more product information, visit http://aloecadabra.com/aloe-cadabra-catalog

Flavor Rating: 4
Overall Rating: 7

AGWDM swiss navy pina coladaPina Colada – Swiss Navy Flavors – Definitely tastes and smells like fresh coconut and pineapple, but poured out of the sample packet like water. No lubrication merit at all to speak of. I’m not sure if this is inconsistency among products in this product line or overall poor quality control.

For more product information, visit http://www.mdsciencelab.com/Swiss-Navy-Lubricants/Swiss-Navy-Pina-Colada-Lube-4oz-Water-Based.asp

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 0

AGWDM cannalube pineapplePineapple Express – Cannalube – I’m totally on board with this lube! It tastes like the freshest, ripest pineapple you could imagine. You’ll want to lick your partner for hours if he or she will let you. It’s also one of the best water-based lubes I’ve ever used. Cannabis oil (nothing that will get you high) and aloe vera extract give it great viscosity and glide, lots of staying power, and left my skin feeling baby butt smooth after it absorbed into my skin.

For more product information, visit http://www.canna-lube.com/collections/lube/products/pineapple-express

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 10

AGWDM cannalube raspberryRaspberry Cough – Cannalube – Don’t let the “cough” fool you. This tastes nothing like raspberry-flavored cough syrup. With a brand name like Cannalube, which contains hemp seed oil … well, you get the inference. This is packed with just-picked-off-the-garden-vine-and-doesn’t-make-it-into-the-house sweetness. A great water-based lube that takes a licking.

For more product information, visit http://www.canna-lube.com/collections/lube/products/raspberry-cough

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 10

AGWDM kama stura raspberry limeRaspberry Lime – Kama Sutra – Divine Nectars – On the first lick straight out of the bottle it was like Stoli Rapspberri with a squirt of lime mixed with tonic on the rocks. Once it worked into the skin, the flavor took on more of a subtle note in the background. The oily but not slimy texture lends a lot of smoothness to this flavor. The more this lube is licked and stroked, the mellower this flavor gets. This water-based lube has a lot of staying power, but glycerol may be a concern for those who are prone to yeast infections.

For more product information, visit http://kamasutra.com/collections/massage-lubricants/products/divine-nectars-raspberry-kiss

Flavor Rating: 8
Overall Rating: 8

AGWDM wet raspberry pomegranateRaspberry Pomegranate – Wet – Flavored – Loaded with lots of raspberry candy sweetness (maybe a little too much), but I’m sure the pomegranate is in there somewhere. This is a very runny lube that performs okay. The label says sugar-free, but the ingredients include pentlyne glycol and sucrose, which can metabolize into yeast infections. Leaves a sticky residue. Not a good pick for an internal lubricant.

For more product information, visit https://buywet.com/weta-flavoreda-gel-lubricant/wetr-flavoredtm-gel-lubricant-raspberry-pomegranate-3-6oz-100g.html

Flavor rating: 9
Overall Rating: 1

AGWDM adam eve strawberryStrawberry – Adam & Eve – This strawberry flavor has all of the complexities and qualities of a fresh strawberry without the seeds – sweet, tart, juicy and slightly tingly. The taste fades a little too quickly, but maybe it’s because it’s a flavor you want to go one forever. Luckily, the lube itself stays on a good, long time and leaves skin feeling very moist after you’re done indulging in all of your temptations. The only thing holding it back from being a superior lube is that it contains parabens.

For more product information, visit http://www.adameve.com/sex-lubes/flavored-sex-lubes/sp-adam-eve-flavored-lubricants-93249.aspx

Flavor Rating: 9
Overall Rating: 8

AGWDM strawberry flavored moist lubeStrawberry – Pipedream – Flavored Moist – Has a very lackluster artificial strawberry flavor. Has a slight stickiness, even after it’s absorbed into the skin. Performs adequately as a water-based lube, but contains methylparaben, glycerol, and diazolidinyl urea, a culprit in some contact dermatitis/skin allergies. I’m not sure why this contains artificial color.

For more product information, visit http://www.pipedreamproducts.com/showdetail-22c.php?Full_Number=PD9732-60

Flavor Rating: 4
Overall Rating: 2

AGWDM cannalube strawberryStrawberry Haze – Cannalube – At first I thought: “Yum! This tastes like strawberry jam!” Then there was fakey kind of “zing” at the tip of my tongue. However, it mellowed out after a few licks and kept its authentic ripe strawberry taste, and the lube itself kept going strong, too.

For more product information, visit http://www.canna-lube.com/collections/lube/products/strawberry-haze

Flavor Rating: 9
Overall Rating: 9

AGWDM KS strawberry kiwiStrawberry Kiwi – Kama Sutra – Divine Nectars – If you’re lucky enough to get strawberries when they’re in season at a farm or a farmers market (not the big, hard perfectly formed berries you get at the grocery store any time of the year), then you know how strawberries taste. This comes close to real strawberry flavor, but it lacks sweetness and juiciness. The kiwi notes have more of a saccharine aftertaste than a tang. However, this lube is juicy on its own and takes a licking in other ways.

For more product information, visit http://kamasutra.com/collections/massage-lubricants/products/divine-nectars-strawberry-kiwi

Flavor Rating: 5
Overall Rating: 7

AGWDM swiss navy strawberry kiwiStrawberry Kiwi – Swiss Navy – Has a very authentic strawberry kiwi taste that’s juicy and instinctively suckable. So is the lube for as long as it lasts. It’s worth reapplying for flavor and its darn-close-to-real lubricating texture. The label on my sample bottle said it’s sugar-, paraben- and glycerin-free, but glycerin is listed as the second ingredient.

For more information about this product, visit http://www.mdsciencelab.com/Swiss-Navy-Lubricants/Swiss-Navy-Strawberry-Kiwi-Lube-4oz-Water-Based.asp

Flavor Rating: 9
Overall Rating: 8

AGWDM koala strawberry margaritaStrawberry Margarita – Nature Lovin’ – Koala – Has a faint, flat but non-offensive strawberry taste with no hint of anything resembling a margarita. Pours out of the bottle a little runny and feels a little glue-y on fingers and skin.

For more product information, visit http://www.naturelabsbrands.com/productdisplay/koala-strawberry-margarita

Flavor Rating: 4
Overall Rating: 7

AGWDM sliquid strawberry pomegranateStrawberry Pomegranate – Sliquid Swirl – Straight out of the bottle, this lube leaves a sharp bite on the tip of the tongue and has a flat and bitter aftertaste. Once you start working into the skin, it takes on a delicate creamy taste. Unfortunately, the creamy taste and texture don’t last for long. Leaves skin feeling powdery soft.

For more product information, visit http://www.sliquid.com/shop/all-lubricants/sliquid-swirl-strawberry-pomegranate-4.2oz/

Flavor Rating: 5
Overall Rating: 4

AGWDM tasty tangerine sex tartsTangy Tangerine – Sex Tarts – This is like a tube of liquid candy with a bright tangerine taste that fizzles on the tongue. This is strictly an oral play lube. It licks off and rubs in quickly, but it’s worth reapplying and leaves skin feeling cleaner and softer than when you started. Contains parabens.

For more product information, visit http://www.topcosales.us/products/sex-tarts-lube-tangy-tangerine-6-fl-oz-177ml-tube

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 4

AGWDM kama sutra vanilla orangeVanilla Orange – Kama Sutra Divine Nectars – Creamsicle cocktail? Yes, please! Like Kama Sutra’s Raspberry Lime Divine Nectars, this has a hint of a really good vodka undertone but it doesn’t contain alcohol, of course. It’s a lube you’ll definitely want to linger over, especially if your partner likes to be pleased slow and steady. This lube goes on a little runny, but is dewy and moist once you start working with it.

For more product information, visit http://kamasutra.com/collections/massage-lubricants/products/divine-nectars-vanilla-orange

Flavor Rating: 9
Overall Rating: 9

AGWDM swiss navy very wild cherryVery Wild Cherry – Swiss Navy Flavors – This has a sweet but slightly cough syrupy cherry flavor without the alcohol burn. This lube came out of the sample packet in a watery, runny mess that dripped all over the place and didn’t stay on the skin at all. Maybe it was a bad batch? I can only judge what I got.

For more product information, visit http://www.mdsciencelab.com/Swiss-Navy-Lubricants/Swiss-Navy-Wild-Cherry-Lube-4oz-Water-Based.asp

Flavor rating: 4
Overall Rating: 1

AGWDM adam eve watermelonWatermelon – Adam & Eve – This tastes like a succulent watermelon that’s just a day or two from being fully ripe. It has a touch of saltiness for those who like a little salt on their watermelon. The flavor doesn’t last long, but this lube has a pleasing lotion-y feel once you get it working on your skin. Has a nice glide without feeling too slippery. If parabens are a concern, you might want to pass on this lube.

For more product information, visit http://www.adameve.com/sex-lubes/flavored-sex-lubes/sp-adam-eve-flavored-lubricants-93249.aspx

Flavor Rating: 9
Overall Rating: 8

AGWDM ID frutopia watermelonWatermelon – ID – Fruitopia – Has a sweet and light watermelon flavor. It’s too bad the flavor doesn’t last as long as the lube, which has a pleasant and not overly slippery glide. This lube will likely have to be reapplied, but it leaves skin well moisturized after its absorbed into the skin. Contains natural flavors and no parabens.

For more product information, visit http://www.idlube.com/our-products/id-frutopia/

Flavor Rating: 7
Overall Rating: 8

AGWDM watermelon splash sex tartsWatermelon Splash – Sex Tarts – Think of this like it’s liquid Jolly Rancher watermelon candy; sweet and puckery. Then imagine what your mouth can do with a taste like that inside of it. This is the kind of fun that will make you feel like a teenager … except you know what you’re doing now. The only downsides are that it doesn’t last long (reapplying it could be part of the fun) and it contains parabens.

For more product information, visit http://www.topcosales.us/products/sex-tarts-lube-watermelon-splash-6-fl-oz-177ml-tube

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 4

AGWDM koala woo wooWoo Woo (Vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry) – Nature Lovin’ – Koala – This could be quite the non-virginal sex cocktail without the booze, but it goes down too quickly as a lube. In other words, it has no staying power. At least it dries with no stickiness, tackiness or residue and leaves skin feeling amazingly soft.

For more product information, visit http://www.naturelabsbrands.com/productdisplay/koala-woo-woo

Flavor Rating: 10
Overall Rating: 7

Other Flavors I Recommend Based on Product Performance

As much as I wished every company/brand could have sent me all of their flavors, these are additional flavors I feel safe in recommending based on my favorable reviews in their product lines.

Blueberry Kush – Cannalube
Coconut Pineapple – Naturally Yours
Kiwi Pomegranate – Naturally Yours
Papaya Mango – Naturally Yours
Pineapple – My Joy Collection – Candy Lube
Raspberry – My Joy Collection – Candy Lube
Strawberry – My Joy Collection – Candy Lube
Strawberry Blueberry – Naturally Yours

If You Can’t Say Anything Nice, Don’t Say Anything at All

There were some lubes that failed on so many levels and didn’t have any redeeming qualities. I don’t take any joy in writing scathing reviews unless it’s something I purchased. Normally, I would contact a company privately to express my concern and disappointment, but in the interest of preventing an unfortunate purchase or ruining someone’s sexy fun time, here are the lubes I tested that had flavor and overall ratings of 0:

Baconlube – J & D’s Foods
Candy Apple – Wicked
Cherry – Pipedream – Flavored Moist
Kissable Cherry – California Fantasies- Razzels
Kiwi – Pipedream – Flavored Moist
Kiwi Strawberry – Wet – Flavored
Passion Fruit – Pipedream – Flavored Moist
Passion Fruit Pizzazz – Wet – Fun Flavors 4-in-1
Passion Fruit Punch – Wet – Flavored
Pleasurable Green Apple – California Fantasies – Razzels
Poppin’ Cherry – Wet – Fun Flavors 4-in-1
Salted Caramel – Wicked
Seductive Strawberry – Wet – Fun Flavors 4-in-1
Sinful Strawberry – California Fantasies – Razzels
Sour Cherry – Wet – Flavored
Strawberry – LifeStyles
Strawberry – Pipedream – Flavored Moist
Watermelon – Wet – Flavored
Tropical Teeze – California Fantasies – Razzels
Tutti Frutti – California Fantasies – Razzels
Watermelon Blast – Wet – Fun Flavors 4-in-1
Whiskey Dick – J & D’s Foods
Wild Blueberry – Wet – Flavored
Wild Watermelon – California Fantasies – Razzels

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9 Comments on The Great Lube Taste Test

  1. Wow, lots of tasting there. I don’t care for flavored lubes…but if I did, this is a wonderful review.
    I want the real thing and typically don’t use lube at all for a bj. Part of it is that I’ve got very sensitive taste buds and anything artificial is unappealing but it’s mostly not wanting to mask the natural. Apparently they’re popular given the enormous number of ones you tried out!

    • Bobbie Morgan // July 28, 2014 at 9:05 am // Reply

      There are some excellent all-natural and body-safe flavored lubes that taste wonderful. I’ve passed on a flavored body products for the longest time for many of your concerns and there’s nothing appealing to me about fake-tasting food flavors, but the ones I rated highly completely changed my mind.

  2. Bobbie Morgan // August 1, 2014 at 11:23 am // Reply

    August, thanks for your endorsement of the Aloe Cadbra lubes. I really tried to give full descriptions of how each of these lubes performed. No two lubes and lube lines are alike and I really tried to narrow down each one that would appeal to different people’s preferences. All-natural lubes sometimes have challenges when they don’t add glycerin for texture and performance, but some companies have figured out ways to get around that obstacle.

  3. ohmygawwdd yes yes yes! the bconlube nd whiskey dick were so friggin awful i have no (or a lot of) words!

  4. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Who knew there were so many? Thanks for taking the time out to narrow it down for me! What scares me is some of these companies not showing the ingredients.

  5. One of the most amazing article I’ve read on flavored lube. I know a lot of ladies don’i use a flavored lube while having oral sex. but after reading this article I’m sure they’ll realize what they are missing out. loved your recommendations too. My girl like this one Raspberry Pomegranate – Wet – Flavored the most. Actually she might want to make it more sweeter :p

    • Bobbie Morgan // October 14, 2015 at 3:43 am // Reply

      Thank you! That says a lot considering you have an entire website based on lubes! If your girlfriend likes the sweeter lubes, the two of you might want to try out Candy Lube or Cannalube.

  6. For vaginal sex, water based lubricant are the best. For anal sex I think silicone based is ideal, although there are good water based lubes for anal like cleanstream

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