Tool Time: The Fuck Saw

Last week I was having a discussion with a couple of ladies on Twitter about my post, Why is Gushing/Female Ejaculation Such a Mystery?, with everyone pitching in with their knowledge and experiences of how and why it happens. We were all pretty much in agreement that it takes quite a bit of force rubbing the G-spot, and even then it doesn’t always happen.

Then one of the women said something along the lines of, “Oh, I can top that story.”

“OK, I’m listening,” I thought to myself, as if I wasn’t already.

She started talking about a sex tour of Chicago that she went on. During the tour there was a discussion led by one of the tour guides, Sunny Megatron, of a toy that she gained some notoriety demonstrating in a class at Northwestern University, the Fuck Saw, a retrofitted reciprocating saw with a dildo attachment. She said that Ms. Megatron had shown a video demonstration of how it worked and how Ms. Megatron had gushed all over the place.

Of course I had to go looking for this video to see how this worked and if the tales of gushing like Niagara Falls were true. This one isn’t of Ms. Megatron, and it’s sure nothing like any kind of tool you’d see Tim Allen demonstrating on Home Improvement or Norm Abram showing how to use on The New Yankee Workshop. (Could you just hear the sponsor credits at the end of that episode? “This program is brought to you by KY Jelly, the number 36, and the letter D.”)

Personally, I’d be very leery about the amount of fluid that would come in contact with a power tool like that or what kind of force 2,500 strokes per minute could do to a vagina, or as a poster in the How To forum on the Literotica discussion boards put it, “That thing could literally rip you a new asshole!”

Another poster on Literotica said, “I work in a hospital and have seen a couple vibrator mishaps. This thing scares the crap out of me!”

The Fuck Saw didn’t just scare the bejeezus out of the women, but out of the men, too.

“I like to think of myself as pretty open to new things,” one man said. “I’ve seen this before and I cringe every time I see it again. I fucking love power tools. I fucking love sex toys. I really don’t think there’s a whole lot of room for cross-breeding them. It’s not for me but, I guess if that’s your kink, more power to you.”

Power? That’s an understatement.

As much as my curiosity was piqued, I concur. Besides, gushing is quite the experience to share with a lover.

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2 Comments on Tool Time: The Fuck Saw

  1. While the Fuck Saw is a neat idea, I think it’s both too much and too little. 2500 strokes per minute? That is far beyond where anyone would even feel it. I mean, what one wants is a sensation of in and out, and the Saw would make them functionally the same thing even at speeds far below 2500 strokes per minute. One of those much larger fucking machines which offer a much more realistic experience thanks to the chance to have much lower speeds. Personally, I’d love to try one that started at, say, 10 strokes per minute and then slowly increased to 60 or so SPM. That would be quite pleasurable, to say the least. To say the most, I’m pretty sure that in a non-consent/bondage situation, I’d be unable to resist having an orgasm from something like that

  2. We have the friends that come over with the fucksaw for parties at our house, and I was swell and tried it. It didn’t jazz me, but other people seem to love it. I want Jolynn to write the story of “Green”!!, when the lights were flickering in our basement when the saw was being used at full speed on one of our service subs as a treat.

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