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Date Night: A Trip to the Hardware Store

This is the big Valentine’s Day date night movie of 2015? I’d rather go to a hardware store than watch this.

Who would think that a trip to the hardware store could be so romantic?

Or kinky?

The UK-based B&Q hardware store chain thinks it will be for several weeks after Fifty Shades of Grey sizzles the cinema screens.

A corporate memo to B&Q employers was leaked to the British tabloid, The Telegraph. The memo advises staff to anticipate a spike in duct tape, rope and cable ties with the release of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie.

For those of you who haven’t read the book or seen the movie trailer, Christian Grey goes into a hardware store where Ana Steele works and requests her help in finding duct tape, rope and cable ties. Christian comes off as being extremely creepy and Ana’s quite the stupid twit. The bad acting does nothing for this scene, but that’s just my opinion. B&Q thinks lots of people won’t agree with me.