The Art of Erotica

Read Me a Bedtime Story

Every once in a while, I’ll say to Parrot, “Read me a bedtime story.” Ever since the first time we’ve been together, having him read erotica to me has been...

Adult Humor

50 Lewd, Rude & Crude Pickup Lines

Even though I would cringe if some guy used a pickup line on me, when I see them in a meme, I usually can’t stop laughing my ass off. When I couldn’t sleep one...